Thursday, February 09, 2006

The 'Knickersnatcher' (TM) episode

Thats right, we've had our first proper drama in the form of a THEFT!! In fact, the Washington Police, FBI and CIA are all on the look out for the following items;
1. Kate's matching (dirty) underwear set
2. 2 brand new tops that I had bought
3. The fantastic tennis pants that I was sporting merely a few days ago on the blog...fond memories
4. ALL OUR FOOD

As a result we've been forced to eat Maccy D's for the past 3 days and well....we've been traumatised by the fact that NOTHING is safe..not even dirty underwear! This morning we found that someone had written under my matress the words 'THE WORKERS STEAL'. So, we've narrowed down the potential Knickersnatchers (TM).
Unfortunately we may have unwittingly stolen someone elses 'Fruit Loops' in part of our cunning revenge tactics, as sadly we had waited like 5 days to tuck into those bad boys only to find they had fallen victim to the Knickersnatcher (TM) and pals, so Im sure someone else out there is writing on their blog this week 'I had my Fruit Loops stolen this week Mum, sob sob'.

We haven't exactly been put at ease either by the freakish way this lame hostel has put us in a constant state of being 'electrically charged', getting electric shocks from any stationary (and non stationary) object. We're afraid to open doors, turn the TV channel, use the shower, you name it! Oh and there's the usual high quota of freaks floating round...but you knew that anyway right. This is America after all, and to quote from the film 'When a Stranger Calls', 'there are a lot of freaks out there'.

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