Friday, January 27, 2006

more frolics in NYC!

We had a lot of fun in the last few days in New York...its been a while so I'll can the sweet talk...

We had an all you can drink for $10 session on Friday afternoon in Buster's Garage (highly recommended!!!), which drunkenly led to meeting some of Manhattan's finest batchelors (at the top of the list we find 'Frank the Jew') and being taken to 'bar XR', somewhere in the East Village.
Kate and I danced somewhat enthusiastically to 'My Humps' ...which we have moulded into a classic with our copyright British dancemoves, stunning yanks across the city...and generally had some fun and frolics. After walking in COMPLETELY the wrong direction (probably one step away from catching the Staten Island ferry across the water at our rate) we were rescued by a taxi, whose driver enjoyed the art of beeping his horn for no reason...good man, and then we slept off the hangover for a few days. Fantastic!

Here comes the Fung Wah bus to Boston baby!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

And down came the rain......

It's raining.... A LOT!
We were acting as Erwin's groupies as we headed downtown to the East Village to watch him play at Side Walk Cafe. Ushered into a dark back room (with a 2 drink minimum), we took our seats. Unfortunately Erwin was number 38 and due to play at 1am. After a mixed bunch of performers we made our excuses and left at about 11pm. Erwin returned at 2.30ish with a gig booked for next week!!
We left The Gershwin loaded up like pack horses and headed for pastures new, downtown at The Chelsea International Hostel with hopes of bigger and better things....until we got there. This time we're in a female dorm, sharing with a Canadian called Melanie. The first night did not go well. Kat was visited by some small six-legged friends in the early hours which prompted her to bed hop! After a resless night for both of us, we awoke to the glorious sound of heavy rain.
We parted with $7 to purchase a 'Fun Pass' on the subway and off to Brooklyn we went. The large volumes of precipitation prevented us from exploring Williamsburg to its full potential so we hopped back on the subway to the Botanical Gardens. With the help of an abandoned, broken umbrella we struggled against the heavy winds, then decided, once again, to retreat back to the subway and head to Starbucks for a nice hot beverage.
The 'Fun Pass' was not so fun after all.....

Monday, January 16, 2006

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow....

Put it this way...Kate's got her thermals on today.
Since the last time we wrote we went to 'Stand Up New York' after being harassed by 'sexy Dave' in the street to buy (more) tickets. We got the subway up to 79th Street after being serenaded by Irvin (the Danish wonder who has released a single back home in Denmark...ok, it actually was quite good), and then ran through the rain only to pay a lot of money for our first drinks. FOOLISHLY we thought this would be included in the stupid 2 drink minimum, but no. So we took our seats next to 'the odd couple' and watched Mary, the MC, F her way through the intro. We managed to escape getting picked on.
After our 2 drink minimum we (drunkenly) decided to stay for the Midnight show, 2 hours later. In the mean time we thought we'd go to the upmarket bistro that is McDonalds for some chips and to take advantage of the dollar menu. However, this was a mistake....we thought we'd be exotic and go for the chicken fajita, which turned out to be "dog sick wrapped in a tasty tortilla" (Kate Wilde, 14/01/06).
We headed back to the club to find a very 'different' crowd. Yes...we were the ethnic minority. This time, we didn't avoid getting picked on. We tried to argue with the 'comic' that British policemen DID NOT have whistles.....
Comic: "Oi there's some people over there with Sunderland jerseys...come on 'Chocolate', let get them.....and then we were followed by 'cops' with a stick and a whistle"
Kate: (loudly) "LIES!"
Comic: "Nice???"
Kat and Kate: (even louder) "LIES!"
Comic: "Eyes???"
Kat and Kate: (louder still) "LIES!"
Comic: "Lies!? What do you mean?!"
Kat: "WE'RE BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and then he started taking the piss.
We left the club to find that it was snowing so decided to get a cab home to eat our left over pizza!

We both awoke feeling a little fragile the following morning so we decided on a lazy day (even Irvin was up and out before us). It was very cold and Kat needed some new gloves so we went to the mecca that is Filenes Basement and waited til 4pm when the Subway offer kicked in.
Then we raided a modest sized Duane Reade for Cadburys chocolate and magazines (on Nick and Jessica).
In the city that never sleeps, we were having a day off and Kat is still crap at sudoku.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Joey, Kat, John and Kate at Charley O's

Kate, Kat and the Lady

New York, New York

"Start spreading the news...". We've arrived in the big apple...aka the city that never sleeps.
"New York....greatest city in the world" (Joey, guy in Charley O's, 13/01/06).
We arrived on Tuesday after being frisked at Heathrow by a lovely 'young' lady, we were tended to by 'Miss air hostess 2006', and then arrived at the Gershwin hostel in Gramercy, Manhattan.
We're sharing a room with 'Reuben' or as he prefers to be known, 'Irvin', the folk singer slash songwriter from Denmark (he he he!). We have another elusive roommate, who after sleeping in the same room as him for 3 days, we only saw him with the lights on, yesterday. Ross the antipodean is his name (but he works in Bracknell!)
On the first day we walked uptown through Central Park where we played on the swings and then got lost on the upper west side, only to find sanctuary in a McDonalds.
On the second day we walked downtown along Broadway, walking through SoHo and Chinatown to the Staten Island ferry. Note to everyone...DON'T get off at Staten Island, it is a ghetto. It was a really nice day with good views of the 'lady' and Manhattan.
Yesterday we managed Grand Central Station, the New York Public Library, the UN building only to then end up in a bar, being chatted to (and bought drinks by) two 50 yr old hunks called John and Joey.
Today its raining cats and dogs so we walked to Greenwich village, stopping by the Friends building, and then sitting in a Starbucks for ages, people watching;
a) a girl being dumped including tears
b) a man who laughed at nothing and talked to himself
c) an old guy who walked around for about 10 minutes without finding anywhere to sit
d) an artist guy doing some amazing drawings and clothing designs in a sketchbook
e) and why are Starbucks toilets the most minging????